Sardar

1 sardar ne mobil


1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.

Kisi ne pocha

"sardar g a keri science a"

sardar: o yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi aa

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 747 views
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