Yogi: AUNTYji!
Arpit ghar pe he?

Aunty: Haan beta,
abhi abhi aaya hai!

Maggi Kha rha hai...!
Tujhe bhukh lagi hai kya?

Yogi: ji Haan..! :D
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Aunty: Toh tu bhi apne ghar se kha kar aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views

chal gari nikal

Agar Aap Laraii Jharga Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Ho To Apne Logo Ka Reaction
Ur dad-chal chod, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.
.. ... ...Ur mom-are Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister-bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya ??

Ur Lover-kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit ke Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

But Friend says

Gaadi Nikaal ghar se nikal ke marenge chal!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

School Kid

School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?

Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.

Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai

kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi pathan se

Biwi pathan se:

khan hum ko hamara salgirah me chain gift karna.

pathan: wai qurban!
Laalay ki jaan!

zaroor dega batao

CYCLE KA DE
YA moter cycle KA?..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Homework!

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)