Attention Defect Hyperactive Disorder
Prof to Student: What is Attention Defect Hyperactive Disorder.
Student: Jimbalakkadi Bamba.
Prof: Sorry I didn't understand Anything What you said.
Student: Same Here.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 712 views
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