sister da munda huya.

Bush:Meri sister da munda huya.
musharraf: Mubarak ho.
Bush:par afsoos di gal a.
musharraf: ki?
bush:baap da pata nahi.
musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!

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