Santa ne English Speaking me admission
Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo
Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 673 views
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The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!
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Main bv me zabrdasat larai k bad bv dua mangti hai:ya Allah agr qasoor in ka hai to in ko maar de aur agr qasoor mera hai to mujhe bewaaah kar de
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘
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Police:
Tum humko jaanty nahi
Ham yahan ka D.S.P hein
Pathan:
Tum D.S.P hy to
Ham M.P.W hy
Police Darty huwy:
Ye M.P.W kya hy
Pathan:
MONG PHALI WALA :
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main.“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!
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Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha
Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy
Phr Apny Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,
Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko
Batana Chata Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Most Romantic physics shayari...
FOCUS mein aayi woh pehli bar,
Ishq ka FORCE laga dil pe yaar,
Aisi woh sundar ki raha na jaye. .
MIRROR IMAGE hi sahi, ek baar toh dikh jaye..
Pyar CURRENT sa dil mein behne laga..
Main uske MAGNETIC FIELD mein rehne laga.. Uske bhaiyon ne dekha toh aisa toda..
ZERO POTENTIAL kar k chhora..
Dua hai meri usse kavi COLLISION ho jaye..
Aisa TORQUE lage usse ki woh UNSTABLE EQUILIBRIUM ho jaye...
Pyar ka SHOCK usse bhi lag jaye..
HIGH KINETIC ENERGY se woh mere galey lag jaye..
Warna URANIUM NUCLEAS sa toot jaunga..
FREE FALLING body sa chhat se kudh jaunga....,., !!
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aik molvi “yaar meri bhens sokhi hoi ghass nahi khati or doodh bi nahi deti”. dosra molvi “bhens ko hara chashma pehnao,who sokhi ghass ko hara samaj kar kha jaye gi”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)