Santa ne English Speaking me admission

Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo

Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views
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