Govt kehti h k"1 ladki ne padhai kr
Govt kehti h k"1 ladki ne padhai kr li to ghar k 4 logo ko shiksit banati h"
Pr ladki k padhte tym Colg me 40 ladke FAIL ho jate h uska kya?
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