Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?


Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha.

Dost:Ye kya kr rhe ho?.

Phatan:Mera BV larke k sath bhag gyaMe us larke k bena zindaNhi reh skta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam

Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam

Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar: Will u merry

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)