Saas bahu ki demanden
Saas ki demanad larki khobsurat ho,ameer ho ,parhi likhi ho,kam umer ho,ghar k kam kaj me maher ho,
larki ki demand :saas na ho,
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 825 views
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