Saas bahu ki demanden

Saas ki demanad larki khobsurat ho,ameer ho ,parhi likhi ho,kam umer ho,ghar k kam kaj me maher ho,



larki ki demand :saas na ho,

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 611 views
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