What it Really Means...
WWW = World Wide Wait
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
SCSI = System Can't See It
DOS = Defective Operating System
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views

I hate Cigarettes

Girl: I hate Cigarettes .. I never touch it..

Boy: Me too hate Cigarettes. I always burn it.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja tha

Pathan Apne Scooter Pe Ja Raha Tha, Raste Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Lift Maang Li.

Aage Red Light Thi Pathan Ne Badi Teji Se Scooter Nikal Diya Pichhe Baitha Aadmi Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Red Light Thi”

Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hai Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”

Phir Red Light Aayi Phir Nikal Diya, Aadmi Aur Jayada Dar Gaya.
Aadmi: “Pathan Ji Marwaoge Kya Red Light Thi”

Pathan: “Hum Pathan Hain Pathan Red Light Pe Nahi Rukte”
Aage Green Light Aayi To

Pathan Ne Zor Ka Break Mara Aur Wahi Ruk Gaya.

Aadmi: “Pathan Ji, Ab To Chalo Green Light Hai”

Pathan: “Abbey Marwayega Kya, Udhar Se Koi Pathan Aa Raha Hua To?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushi Se Admi Mota To Ho Hi Jaata Hai?

Biwi Apne Pati Santa Se Boli.
Biwi: “Jara Dekho Sheeshe Mein Aap Kitne Mote Ho Gaye Ho”

Santa: “Apne Aap Ko To Dekh, Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho”

Biwi Muskurate Hue: “Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon”

Santa: “To Kya Hua, Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)