What it Really Means...
WWW = World Wide Wait
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
SCSI = System Can't See It
DOS = Defective Operating System
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1033 views

Santa: hello Police station

Santa: hello Police station
Police: ha boliye kya hua??

Santa: mujhe dhamki bhare phone aa rahe hai..

Police: kaun kar raha hai??

Santa: telephone companywale kehte hai ''bill nai bhara toh kaat denge''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.

Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naya Teacher

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, is pakshi ke pair
dekho aur iska naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha, pata nahin.

Teacher ne kaha, Tum fail ho
gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha Mere pair dekho aur naam batao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chata jya hunda si

Sardar: Eik Wari Me
chota jia hunda ce
ME Minar-e-Pakistan to dig gya ce,

2nd Sardar: Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?

Sardar: Menu Ki pata
Me te Chota Jya Hunda C

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Modern Insult-

Modern Insult-
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Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you
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Girl :- Apni shakal dekhi hai
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Boy:- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya hoon warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata…:p :O :D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)