Chata jya hunda si

Sardar: Eik Wari Me
chota jia hunda ce
ME Minar-e-Pakistan to dig gya ce,

2nd Sardar: Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?

Sardar: Menu Ki pata
Me te Chota Jya Hunda C

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 659 views
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