Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
Sardar : Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He
To Mene Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di
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