Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean- With Idiot For Ever.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views

Sardar Orders Pizza

Sardar Orders Pizza

Waiter: Sir Shud I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or Into 8 Pieces?

Sardar: 4 Hi Karde 8 Khaye Nahi Jayenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Banta in Exam Hall

Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:

Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga

Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain

And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne Rote Hue Ek Din Arz Kiya.
Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,

Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,
Aye Doston,
Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To,

Mummy Boli: “Jao Beta Didi Ke Liye Paani Le Aao“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tei wali

Father:
Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
Mujy Dost Samaj Kr batao
Son:
Kuch Nhi yaar Sabzi K Paiso Se
Apni Wali Ko Load Krwa Diya To
Teri Wali Ne Boht Mara..

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Milti Hi Nahi

Kehty Hain Khuda Ny Is Jahan Main Sabhi K Lye
Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Ha.
Tou Kya Meri Wali 1965 Ki Jang Main
Maari Gaye Thi?
(‘.’)/
/)) Milti Hi Nahi. :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)