Dost: Tumhari Mithai Ki Dukan Hai,
Tum To Bohat Mithai Khaty Ho Gy..

Pathan: Nahi Yara,,
Abba Ras-Gullay Gin Ker Jata Hai
Is Liye Sirf
"Chooos" Ker Rakh Deta Hun.. ;-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1759 views

Mobile and Ladline

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?
santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai
mobile ka anguthe se.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lost In The Forest

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Izzat se

'Pappu: Daddy idhar aa...

Maan: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.

Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja.'

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankh tu chala do
.
Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A diplomatic husband

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)