Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

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When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 586 views

Papa Ghar Par Hai?

Postman Doorbell Bajata Hai.
Ek Bachha Mooh Mein Cigarette Liye Aur Hath Mein Beer Glass
Pakde Hue Bahar Nikla.

Postman: “Beta, Papa Hai ?”

Bachha: “Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai Baap Ghar Pe Hoga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai
1st- BORING
2nd- INTERSTING
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BORING- jo DHOOP mein bhi UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
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INTERESTING- Jo baarish mein bhi, Jaan- bujh kar, UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fixing a bomb in car

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Africa kai aik jungle mi aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by HAQ (few years ago!)

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan
Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun.... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale Thay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)