Pathan
Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne QATAL krdia
.
Subha pathan ne apna HBL ka Account band kradya
.
Q?
.
Qk HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqat me badal skta hy
"JAHA KHWAB WAHA HBL
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1110 views
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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
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diyaa :-(
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India ne match haar gaya
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You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)
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