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Patient to
Doctor : Apne
nurse bauhat
aachhi rakhi hai,
uska hath lagte
he main theek ho geya..!!
Doctor : Janta
hoon, thhapad ki
awaaz mujhe bhi
sunai di thi..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 523 views
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