Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 675 views

whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .

Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room,

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bol: Esko tu kahin daikha hai
Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album
mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Mai samne wali building per

Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad
skta hu
SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!
BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge? SANTA:
dhakka.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

One day in class

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn
to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She
noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having
trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said
the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody
went through and drew lines across all of the
pages."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)