Na Jana Ya Ullu Ka Patha U Kon Hia
Aik Pathan Dosry Sa Apko Kabi Kisi Sa Pyar Hoia Hia?
Haan Yar Per Wo Manti Hi Nahi
Acha Kia Khati Hia?
Khati Hia
I Love U
Na Jana Ya Ullu Ka Patha U Kon Hia…….:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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