An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views

govt. is like a baby

Gove
ment is like a baby.

An alimentary canal with

a big appetite at one end

and no sense of responsibility at the other.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Boy 2 girl

Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!



Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher nay pathan sy pucha

Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata!!

Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??

Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek sardar eurup gaya

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka
aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow
nai sunai.. =P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)