Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya
Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.
Mehman:wo Kese?
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 470 views
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Jee Chahta He
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In Me
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