Sardar Jie Calls Air India

Sardar Jie Calls Air India:
How Long Does It Take To Fly To Amritsar??

“Just A Second,”Says Receptionist.

“Thank You”.
Says The Sardar & Hangs Up:))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
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