Sardar Jie Calls Air India:
How Long Does It Take To Fly To Amritsar??

“Just A Second,”Says Receptionist.

“Thank You”.
Says The Sardar & Hangs Up:))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views

Student

Baap: Afsoos ke tum imtihan mai fail hogaye !!
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Beta: Kia karta, sary sawal sood par tay, owr sood haram hai !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Wanted Wife? No Problem Just Do This Trick

An Unmarried Man Wrote His Status On Facebook As: “Wanted Wife”
Two Girls Like It.
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And 10,000 Men Commented: “Please Take Ours“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta Singh was painting his living

Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.

Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?".

Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can says 'put on two coats'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki ka bap larki se

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

by Raju (few years ago!)

Is There a Floppy Inside?

Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)