How much you love?

Girl: I love u.
Boy: Me too.
Girl: Kitna karte ho.
Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho.
Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 555 views
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