Sardar asked The Qualification
Sardar asked The Qualification from a Girl.
Girl Replied:
“Double M.A”
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Sardas Asked:Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 745 views
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Yeh ladki…
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Uffff…
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Ya allah…
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ItnI sundar…
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Haye…
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ItnI cute…
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Itni IntellIgent…
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ItnI lovable…
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Aur kItnI sweet hai….
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