jab me chota tha

Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 841 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Exams

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Phone pe qatal ki dhamki

Punajabi:mujhe phone pe qatal ki dhamki di ja ri hai,
police:wo kun hai.;-;-
punjabi:p.c.l wale hain kehte hain bil na dia to kat den ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Dhoni Losing World Cup Final

After Losing Final Match In World Cup, Dhoni wear Salwar, covers face with Dupatta and sit in a bus with Girl,Girl Asked:

Are You Dhoni????,Dhoni Said: How Do You Know??Girl Said: I Am Harbhajan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband asked his newly married

Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent

He said, main is khamoshi ko kya samjhon?

Wife replied: Kamine! Gin nay to do?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Professionals

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach
when a beautiful young woman in a very slight,
very tight bikini strolled by.
The near-naked woman looked at the doctor,
smiled, and said in a sexy voice: “Hi there
handsome. How are you doing?”
She then wiggled her backside and walked off.
“Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.
“Err… Just a woman I met professionally,” replied
the doctor.
“Oh yeah?!” snarled his wife, “Whose profession?
Yours or hers?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ipl main hisa lia

sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya gabber k bowlers
ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run
diye.
batao kyu?
q ki wicket keeper thakur tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
God askd man"whats ur wish? Man

god askd man"whats ur wish? Man " god please give me my bacheler days bach; 'god laughed n said; 'beta MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha JANNAT nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
.
.
.
Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aadmi jyotish se

aadmi jyotish se
meri shaadi q nahi ho rahi..?

jyotish: ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhy to mein kiya karun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day Sardar happened

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab

Jyada Tez Ladkiyo Se Kaise N..

TEACHER: Last year u were in..

Ek Ladki Apne Room Mein

Car ki speed kun berha di

Seeing a Bikini

Apki Akhein Jheel Jaisi Gehr..

Arey Ye Bevkoofi Mat Kar

MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hot..

Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook