Pathan in hotel

Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
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Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 543 views
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