Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
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Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 862 views

Same dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor.

“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.

“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.

“I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can’t get it open.”

“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor. “Pull,” said the patient.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A girl dialed her own number

A girl dialed her own number from his boy friend cell to see her name saved in the list like doll or sweety

She was shocked to see

RASHEED PLUMBER..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was busy

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori
Dono Milne Lagy Chori Chori.

Chooha Bola
OH Gori
Ao Khele Ankh Macholi

Billi Chohy Ko Kha Kr Boli:
I HATE LOVE STORY

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa: Mere Pass

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)