Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai?
Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai?
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Pathan: Han yar sorry…..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 851 views

Teacher ne dusri class ke ek

Teacher ne dusri class ke ek backe se kaha: Mene kal tumhe jo hindi ka path pdhaya tha, use sunao

Bacha: teacher aata nahi hai
Teacher: nahi aata hai to aisa karo jo aata hai wahi sunao

Bacha: mujhe to gana aata hai wahi suna du?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se

Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?
BOSS k samne?
WIFE k samne?
GIRL Frnd k samne?
Nahi?
?
?
Phir
?
?
Bhikari k samne
"Maff Karo Baba,Aage Jao.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sharab 1 bimari he

sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The doctor told Sardarji

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
 "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. 
"I'm 2400 kms from home."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

College Prayers

O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)