Aqal manun ki nishani
Pappu:miss gandhh g k sar pe baal kiun nai thay?
Miss:ye akalmand logon ki nishani hoti hai
pappu:tab hi larkiaon k itne lambe baal hote hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1170 views
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