Aik pathan se pocha gaya ap ki dili khawahsh kia hai?

Pathan fakhar se:chahe ka samandar ho aur naswar ka pahar ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 869 views

What happened 2 ur network?

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Looking at clock

Teacher: Will you stop looking at the clock at the
wall and pay attention?
Pupil: Time will pass, but will you?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kahan pe gaib ho?

Aaj pher tum nazar nai aae

pher tamannaun k phool murjhae

na jane kis jangle me kho gae tum

hum to gira ghar se pagal khane tak dekh aae .

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa Went To Battery Shop

Santa Went To Battery Shop N Asked To Change Battery.
The Shopkeeper Asked:
Exide Laga Du?

Santa: Dusri Side Tera Baap Lagayega Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)