hamesha garam rehney wali cheez
Wo kaun si cheez hai jo fridge me rakhne k bad b
garam rehti hai..?.
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Nhi pta..?
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Garam masala :D
Dekha bachpan se genius hu pr kbhi ghamand nhi
kiya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 726 views
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