Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
......
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:
"Sari Larkiyan Mun'h Dho Len.."
Jab Woh Sab Mun'h Dho Kar Ayin to;
"JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin.." :O :-P :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 895 views

Math Save Lives

In Maths Class:

Student: Why do We Have to Learn This?

Teacher: To Save Lives.

Student: How does Math Save Lives?

Teacher: It keep Idiots Like You Out of Medical School.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

,

I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?
Servant: Bijli Deen
Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?
Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha,
lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna
naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

smart kid

Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho

Aik kutta doosray se: Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.

Doosra: Kyon?

Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)