Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss
colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 531 views

Khasosi Duaa

Teri zindagi me koi gam na ho,
teri khushi kbi kam na ho
dua hai tujhe mile aik pyari si dulhan

jis ka wazan 3 maan se kam na ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Mom Kaha Hai Gareeb

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahir 1 Gareeb Ko
Dene Hain,
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Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb.. ??
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Son: Bechara Bahir Dhup Mein Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p -:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

American boy: Dogs

American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country, America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country, Japan.

Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country, Pakistan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khofnaak waqiya

Khofnaak waqiya

Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..

wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha

MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)