Laakhon Rupaye Fasse Hue Hai
Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss
colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 542 views
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Kya kr rhe ho?
Agr farig ho tu mre pas aa jao
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|! aur mujhe pnkhe se hawado
|! Lite nahi aa rahi.... bohat garmi lag
|! rahi hai
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.
Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.
Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.
Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.
Santa Maan Gaya.
To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”
Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha
Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha
Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR:
Office Ja Rha Tha.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:
See U In The Evening.
SARDAR Gusse Se:
Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.”:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappa: sunitha ko dekho, 1st class mein pass kee hai.
santa: haa, use dekhtaa rahaa to isiliye main fail ho gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 60kg . . .
But For The Same Boy Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2kg . .
Strange. . .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English To Urdu
Dictionary :
Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,
Stupid =
Abe Gando ,
Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,
I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,
I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,
Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,
Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?
Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
EK aadmi qabar k paas betha tha,
Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)