Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife!
Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 702 views
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