Pathan Baap

Wife: Aap bohut mote ho gaye ho,
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai
ho,
Wife: Mein to maa banne wali hun,
Pathan: Mai bhi to baap banne wala
hu…

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 569 views
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