Police Station Chalte Hai
Boy: Chalogi
Girl: Kaha.?Boy:
Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl:Police Station Chalte Hai,
Boy: Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se
Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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