“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?

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What is
“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?

Studnt:-
Jinga Lala hurrRrr…

Prof:
ye kya tha…?

Studnt:-
pehly ap batain wo kya tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 587 views
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