kutte per mazmon likhne ko kha tha

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par MazmoonLikh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang parKaat krar bhag gaya

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