Mouse To Elephant
Mouse To Elephant: 2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena. Elephant: "Ha....Ha....Ha..... Pehney Ga Kya ??" Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay, Tent Lagwana Hay..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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pa dal kar bhaagny laga
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Shaadi mein khana khula...
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Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...
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