shadi mein achanak kahin se ek jinn
Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
......
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:
"Sari Larkiyan Mun'h Dho Len.."
Jab Woh Sab Mun'h Dho Kar Ayin to;
"JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin.." :O :-P :D
by Raju (few years ago!) / 874 views
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