Mast Mast 2 Lain

Teacher:

Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?

Student:

Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain

Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1070 views
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