Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 652 views

Sardar In Computer Exam

Sardar In Computer Exam

Examiner :
what is Microsoft Excell ?
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Sardar: It is a new branch of surf Excel to clean the computer

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A SHEiKH on his death

A SHEiKH on his death timeMy wifewhere r u?

Yes,I m hereMy sons,my daughters r u all here?

Yes, PaPaTey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal

Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay?

Santa : Bivi Se

Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ?

Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pyar Mein Itni Door Nikal Aaye Hai Hum Dost

Ustaf Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Kafi Time Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche The.
Par Jab Unki Bat Na Bani To Unhone Ladki Ek Shayari Likhi
Hum To Tumhari Dosti Mein…
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Itne Door Tak Nikal Aaye Hain Dost…
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Ke Ab To Rikshay Wala Bhi Wapsi Ka 2000 Mangta Hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Just Imagine She Came Back

Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday.
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?

Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)