Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
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