New Krishna to Radha-
New Krishna to Radha-
Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu
Radha Gori
Main Kites ka Hritik tu Barbara Mori
Radha – Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 582 views
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