Boy & Girl playing Ludo
Boy : Agar 1,2,3,4 or 5 aaya to
I will kiss U….;-)
Girl : Wat??
Acha or 6 aaya to???
Boy : Kabhi ludo nahi kheli hai kya???.. XD
dobara meri chance pagli.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 725 views

Chamdi Chali Jaye Par Damdi Na Jaye

Kanjus Lala Muftimal Ko Bijli Ki Taar Choo Lene Ki Wajah Se Current Ka Jatka Laga.

Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”

Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ido Peeta Hu

Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Example of Newtons 3rd Law

Teacher: Tell Me The Perfect Example for Newtons 3rd Law?

Student: Whenever I open My Book, My Eyes Close Automatically.

Bolay To
Action ka Reaction.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lion. O budhe ruk

Lion- O budhia ruk, mujhe tera khooon peena hi.
Budhia- lion bhai kisi javan ladki ka pio uska khoon
garam hoga,
Lion-nahi aaj mera COLDDRINK pine ka man hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BataoB gadhe aur manushya

Master- “Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?”
Vidhyarthi- “Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,
parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta|”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)