Santa: oye banta machli khayega
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1974 views
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Dear Sir!
My Wife Is Ill.
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Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar
Jaao
Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
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Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
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_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki
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Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola
Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya
Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua: “Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai”
20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya: “Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui”
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Oh my .œGOD.
oh my .œMOLA.
give me one .œTOYOTA COROLA.
a mobile .œNOKIA YA MOTROLA.
God i m alone in ur whole world.
So plz give me one GIRL friend who has age of
. SOLA .
But the girl should be
. HOT AND SHOLA .
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle.
Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bedside. "So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?"
The doctor says, "Son, we have some good news and some bad news."
"Yeah, what?" replies the patient.
"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts."
"Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"
"We put them under your pillow!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hote To Khabrein Aisi Hoti:
Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai.
Deepika Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya.
Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai.
Tej Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai.
Rakhi Pe Chadhne Walo Ki Tadaad Mein Ijaafa.
Rani Chalte-Chalte Bandh Ho Gayi.
Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
“Srdar: Tum Bike Taiz Q chla Rhe ho?
Pthan: Ye Letter Urgent Dena he
Srdar: kahan?
Pthan: Addres Prhne ka Time Nhi he
Srdar: Ok Go Fast.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher Class Mein Pathan Student Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Tum Kahaan Paida Hue?”
Pathan: “North Waziristan”
Teacher: “Iss Ki Spelling Batao”
Pathan: “Madam Ruko Mujhe Lagta Hai Main UK Mein Paida Hua Tha“
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