Santa: oye banta machli khayega

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1668 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Sardar

A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
.
Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Soch rha hun k...

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane
paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lafz lafz likhon

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

.

.

.

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Reporter ne aik zakhmi se pocha

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira....
"kya wo phat gya tha?"
Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas
aaya aur pyar se bola

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shadi abhi kr lo qabza 3 sal bad

Larka larki sy: Mujsy shadi krogi?

Larki: Mri umar shadi ki nhi hy me abhi chhoti hun 3sal bd shadi krungi.

Larka: Shadi abi krlo qabza 3sal bad dedena

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
nekah fees

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Main aur meri girlfriend

Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar Paon mein rasi bandh rha tha

1 sardar Paon mein rasi bandh rha tha
1 shakhs ne pocha>
kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar
khud-kushi
ADMI
lekin khud-kushi to gale
mein rasi bandh kar hoti hey
Sardar
pahley galay vich e paai c
mera tay saaa hi band hon lggya c..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher student se

Teacher student se:
14 nov ko CHILDERN DAY q manaya jata h??

Student:
kyun k ye din VALENTINE DAY k theek 9 maheny bad aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai C..

Pati aur PatnI

Molvi Apne 16 bacho Aur BV k..

“Lipton di cha hai?”

Major arohail ne bank se loan

Ek larki ghr se bhagne

Suhaag Raat

Mohabbat ISHQ Pyar

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook