Santa: oye banta machli khayega
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1682 views
Similar Jokes
husband niche se upar 3rd floor pe khadi wife se-zra mera Mobile, Aink aur Rumal pkdana.
Wife Ne Mobile Or Aink upar se fenk di. to wo niche girte hi toot gye. jb hanky fenkne lagi to HUSB bola k ruko. Main Upar aake hi le leta hun. ab isko bhi todo gi kya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h
..
.
.
.
. . .
.
.
.
.
. . .
.
Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se
darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k
ghumti hai...:P :P
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun
Chair Se Takra K Gir Gya,
Dulhan (Ghabra k)Waqas Bhai
Aaram Se…
MORAL:Or Kro CznO sy Shadi:-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Some bdy texted me-
Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
.
.
.
Reply comes !
.
Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Ek Sawaal Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Aisa Koun Sa Station Hai Jahaan Koi Bhi Train Nahi Rukti?”
Banta: “Nahi Yaar Aisa To Koi Bhi Station Nahi Hai Jahaan Koi Train Na Ruke”
Santa: “Acha Toh Tu Haar Gaya Na”
Banta: “Haan Yaar Phir Bhi Tu Bata”
Santa: “Abe Gadhe Radio Staion Hai Na Jahaan Koi Train Nahi Rukti“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,
Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon
Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,
Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI
Dawai Dun Ga,
Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.
by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)
2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
.
.
1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
.
.
.
Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Lukhnowi Nawab meets Pathan:
Nawab: Janab kya me ap ko 1 takleef de sakta hoon?
Pathan: O Kaminay takleef dekar to dikha, dekh teri kese watt lagata hon.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."
The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.
The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.
So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.
"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"
"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)