Main Tumhari Double Insult
Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…
Khan: To Phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…
Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 803 views
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Her password was "genius".
After three tries and the system telling him "access denied," he asked her how to spell it.
She said, "G - E - N - I - O - U - S."
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Kameena Baccha.. :P
Bacha: 1 Litre Aata De Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab
Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
Bacha: Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De
Do!
Dukandar: Beta Aata Bottle Mein
Nahin Aata.
Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata
Hun K Kaise Laite Hain..
Dukandar: 1 Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha: Bottle Laye Ho? :-/ :-p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Mr. Bean- The lion of course !=))
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hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi
Girlfriend: Oh no kyun? papa se mile they kya ?
kya boley woh.
Boyfriend: Nahi, tumhaari behan se milaa tha..
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“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
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Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Tm Ussay Debug Karnaa
Wait Mein Karoongah
Tmhaara Intezaar Karte Kartay
Main So Gaya Yeah Dekho Mera Connection
Time Out
Hou Gayaa.
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Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"
"Yes, we are very poisonous."
The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"
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"I just bit my lip!!!"
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kia hal ho gya yeh jan lo
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Teacher: te ishq?
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