Pathan ki 2 Bevian Lar pari.

Pathan ki 2 Bevian Lar pari.
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
Or 2nd boli ni.
Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola






Mai kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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