A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1057 views

Santa: I have swallowed a Key

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.

Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Namak khtam ho gaya

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat

Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha

DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."

DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me

4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."

2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"

3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone Du Kya????"

AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......

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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wat's ur Dad name

Man- Wat's ur Dad name
Boy- His Name is LAUGHING
Man- Ur Mother's Name
Boy- SMILING
Man- U must b Kidding
Boy- No, Dat's my Brother I m Joking

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Haara hua Match

Haara hua Match to koi bhi jeet sakta hai Faraz,
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Jo jeeta hua Match haara de ussey
Misbah kehte hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)