Arey Ye Bevkoofi Mat Kar

Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,

Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: “Nooooooooooooo, Ruk Jaaaaaaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao”

Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha.

Patni: “Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warn Kar Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum?”

Man: “Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views
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