Arey Ye Bevkoofi Mat Kar
Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,
Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: “Nooooooooooooo, Ruk Jaaaaaaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao”
Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha.
Patni: “Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warn Kar Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum?”
Man: “Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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