Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari
Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey
Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 614 views

Saala

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sabse Badi Kamzori Kya Hai?

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.
Professor Ne Ek Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake, Aur Doosri Tarf Chuhiya Rakh Di.
Chuha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.

Professor Ne Doosri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di.
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Items Badli, Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Ki Taraf Hi Bhaaga.

Professor: “Aaj Is Se Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Bhookh Hi Sabse Badi Kamzori Hai”

Itne Mein Last Row Se Pappu Ki Awaz Aayi: “Sir Ji, Ek Baar Chuhiya Bhi Badal Kar Dekh Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

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I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My dather dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead
Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta:My Dad Killed

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)