Admi gor gor kr dehk rha hai
Wife:Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur k Dekh
raha hai.
Husband:Are wo toh Bhangarwala hai,Bekar mal psr
nazar rakhna Uski aadat hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 851 views
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WWW.RESULTS.COM
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