bolne ka moqa
Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,
Doctr,-Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 839 views
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