Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?

Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views

College righting

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Main Tumhari Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mummy Mai Bahan

Pappu- Dadi, kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap
Papa
Mummy Mai Bahan

Dadi- Nhi Beta, Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jayegi to Hum 6 ho Jaynge,

Pappu- phir Behan k Shadi ho jayegi to hum 5 ho jaynge

Dadi- Nhi Beta
Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hum phir 6 Ho jaynge

Pappu- phir Aap Mar Jaoge to hum phir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi- Chup kar Kuutte
Chal So Jaa…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl-SantaJi Mere 2 Lovers H

Girl-SantaJi Mere 2 Lovers H
Un 2no me se Kis k sath Shadi hogi

Wo Khushnasib Kon Hoga?

Santaji-Pehle Se Shadi Hogi or 2sra Khushnasib hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Darling main tum se shadi nhi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)